partybarackisinthehousetonight: what if jamie lee curtis is still in lindsay lohan’s body and jamie is the one ruining lindsays reputation
pssenger: I want to grow up not because i hate my parents or want to get out of home but because i want the freedom to do tiny things like decided what furniture goes in my house and what colour the walls are and if i should go out at night rather than stay in doing work for once I want to decide what music to play in my own home while im cooking or cleaning and how loud it is. I want to...
audino: “youll be home alone for a few hours is that okay”
indoxyl: i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
inbox: yawning with a sore throat more like shoving a chainsaw down your esophagus
robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke